Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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