So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
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i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
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I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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