I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
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I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
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Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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