On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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