you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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