i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
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the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
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she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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