Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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