would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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