Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
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Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
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how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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