Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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