So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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