do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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