So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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