Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
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my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
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A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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