we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
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I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
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Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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