dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
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