He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
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I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
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He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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