They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
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i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
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I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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