Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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