He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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