The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
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I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Alive.
So much puke
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
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It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
there is puke in my bra ... again
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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