Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
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I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
NoShamevember. You game?
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i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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