all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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