I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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