You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Randomize
