i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
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Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
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I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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