peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
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