Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
last night I used snow as a chaser
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
Randomize
