How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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