Porn is love you can see.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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