So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
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I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
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So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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