he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
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I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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