The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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