they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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