My cat gives me a boner
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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