She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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