well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Reggie can tackle my bush.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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