Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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