Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
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i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
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Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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