I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
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