the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
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I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
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cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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