Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Randomize
