The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
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hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
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He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
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