we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
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She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
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I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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