So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
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