some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
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i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
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You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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