I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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