we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
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Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
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I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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