I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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