You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
