butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
dude i'm inner monologue high
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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