I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
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she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
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I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
jump out the window naked night went bad
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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