You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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