Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
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Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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Success! We fucked roommates!
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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