i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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