now i know why i became what i already was.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
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I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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